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So I miss the sex.. Better?. Other than someone on the team.. Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. What if they asked about being robbed? She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. What if she got kidnapped, a few months before Harry was born and the Potters got attacked on the faithful Halloween night? "Never have I ever," Tony was determined to think of something so outrageous that Peter couldn't of possibly done "Killed someone on purpose." They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. It would be strange if he wasn't, considering how many people the playboy's slept with in the last ten years alone. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. Peter's first time playing Never Have I Ever and Ned is a little shit and almost outs him because he's drunk. Because I do. 25 Feb/23. You're going to bed.. Tiredness and sleep is closing in on him, fast, so Clint spreads out fully in the big bed and lets himself get dragged under. He struts, like a fucking rooster, and Clint rolls his eyes. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. based on the song cardigan by taylor swift.devi tells her daughter the story of the night she met the love of her life. I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. It Multi-fandom oneshots. Never have I ever kept and used screenshots as blackmail, Tony said eyeing Natasha. Come oooon, he says now, and waggles his eyebrows in a seductive way that is about as sexy as the thought of Fury wearing a banana hammock. He starts making Tony coffee in the mornings, when he's up earlier; Tony will shuffle in, usually a couple of minutes later, and inhale the caffeinated drink faster than can be any kind of healthy. I never needed to know this much about my proteges sex life. Right?. We have, Clint says. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. To Peter's utter horror, Michelle agreed with a grin, and soon the other members were completely for it, saying "Yaaas!" Instead, he closes his eyes and tries to sleep, and lets his hand find Tony's deceptively soft hair. Ok, so, never have I everperformed a strip tease, Steve said, moving the game forward. I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. So we going for it, then? Clint asks, feeling way too hopeful. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first. Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. Please consider turning it on! Michelle wasn't drinking, she gave a solid excuse of "There has to be someone responsible, and since I am Team Captain now, I will take it.". But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. M're comfrtblll. He doesn't manage the whole word, tongue too tired to bother, but Tony laughs anyway. But she now was at a new school, with new friends and even a boyfriend. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Wait, what? Tony says, whipping his head around to pin Clint down with his eager stare. Because Tony has stayed in his own bed this week, when he hasn't just camped out in his workshop (which are most days, from what Clint can see). No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. Natasha's smirking, but there's no edge to it, and Steve's eyes are brighter than they've been most of the night. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. And you wonder why people ship you two?. "Is that true, referee M Jee?" Like you and Steve aren't the exact same. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Tony snorts. Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! Clint chokes on his whiskey when he laughs. Shuffles a little closer to Tony. She took a shot. Tony and Clint share a look. He walked over to over and kissed her passionately. Tony pouts. Ayelet was a child of Thanos, one of his favorites. I have an ally! I saw it on F.R.I.E.N.D's and wanted to know what it was like!" See, that's not playing fair, Barton. Nalinis words wont get out of Devis head so Ben gives her something else to think about. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. including: But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. Tony laughs more, and so does Thor, and then Natasha pushes at his back and says bed, now, and Clint stumbles off. I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. Clint blinks at the guy, who looks completely serious and still sour. #spiderson It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. A lot. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. Lindsay doesn't win. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. The other teenagers smiled too, not in a 'you are so stupid' way, but how one might discover a new fun fact, like how Ned discovered Peter HATED peppermint with a passion. Clint buries the urge to giggle, because whose idea was this, anyway? In case you wondered. He grimaces. Clint can't help but laugh. So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. Tony chokes on his milkshake and splutters it out; over himself, his clothes, the table. Clint totally called it. avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. How are you with spanking, though?. And strangest and probably best of all, no halting 'look, I think you should go back to your own room if you're just going to sleep'. These kids are amazing! or The world might know the Avengers as heroes but what's reall. Please tell me you're awake, Barton. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. "Never have I ever missed a Decathlon practice.". "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" Oh, come on! We play the fun rules, right? Scott questions and I smirk. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. After the serum. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. She had loving parents, a roof over her head, and enough food to always satisfy her hunger. Tasha's brows draw in half a milimeter, and Clint knows she like him is trying really hard not to think of their team captain's supposed hard-on. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. Flash question was exactly the kind he expected from him. Fun thought. And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. Never have I ever Bruce swirls his half-emptied glass once, before looking mischievous. It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. Doesn't erase the question. Sally and Seymour had claimed the bed, and were laughing about the ugly hotel colors, and how to pronounce 'croissant'. Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. Peter wished he could have said that. Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. MJ, these are the guys." Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap. Natasha doesn't say anything when Clint tumbles out of Tony's room and into the kitchen late-morning, but she does hand him a coffee mug and fix him with a stare that says I judge you very hard right now. He half wishes Phil were here so Clint could bitch at him about bad cupcake decisions, but their handler is currently in Arizona doing level 7 stuff that Clint is 'not privy to', no matter how good he is at hiding in Phil's ceiling. Actually fist-bump. "Never have I ever shot a gun," Scott says and everyone but Aunt May and he takes a drink. Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. Yeah, you're fucking hilarious, Stark. Clint pushes him onto his bed, gently, and starts unbuttoning Tony's dark-red shirt. He grips her leg and she lets herself fall to the ground, where they resume their wrestling match. #deadpool Peter worries too much about his secrets, and Ned doesn't worry at all. #watty2019. And I didn't so much pee on his suit as I peed in his bag so technically, I guess I've peed on five suits. He looks down at his rapidly draining bottle. #fieldtrip It was Peter's 21st birthday. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? Once Clint is in bed, Tony makes a quiet, questioning noise and actually rolls over to plant his face firmly in the crook of Clint's neck. He likes tzatziki. Never have I ever been on top of the Chrysler Building, Steve says. Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. Anyone we know? Flash You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. Aunt May says and I shrug. Steve and Bucky were able to fully participate thanks to Thors gift of several casks of Asgardian mead- though he was in New Asgard at present. What? But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with Uncle Bucky and Uncle Steve. That's what Clint's picked up, at least, never actually having gone himself. Or I rip my clothes.. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. Clint doesn't avoid Tony. Michelle answered for him. Clint wouldn't have pegged him as particularly bendy, but here he is, pulling off a move even Clint struggles with on some days. As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. or even 'I don't want to play, I will just watch' but Ned had looked at him with puppy eyes to rival his own and he had just sighed and wished all questions would be stupid and he didn't have to reveal some weird shit here. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. My turn. Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. Clint knows he's feeling his pulse. Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. Clint wonders, in the privacy of his own mind, if Tony actually did choose this game for team bonding and not just to determine the virginity of Captain America. You can't do that!" He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. Does that mean you're single, Barton?. It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. You're a whiner, Tony mutters and shifts; squirms to get comfortable. MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. But it still made him feel uncomfortable, in a foreboding way that he really didnt like. His arm comes down to trail across his chest instead. He ignores the shiver that travels down his spine when Tony's goatee scratches against his chin. So when Stark Industries called her, desperate for a housekeeper, there was no way in heaven she was gonna refuse. He's lying with his head in Tony's lap, and Tony plays with his hair while he watches a re-re-re-run of Beverly Hills 90210. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. Dad questions and I flush. Good night, Clint., Mmmm. He clings to her for another moment before attempting to stand on his own two legs. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. Really, Barton? Natasha mutters and drinks with him. Thor Odinson Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. "Never have I ever gotten drunk," Uncle Steve says and everyone takes a drink. We're never gonna get started, are we? He lets himself fall back against the fluffy pillows and feels Natasha poke a finger into his side. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. "Peter BenjaminParker-Stark! But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. left kudos on this work! Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. #blackwidow Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. Oh, sh- Tony! Immediately he releases the genius, who groans in pain and rolls his shoulder. Steve sighs. Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. Avenger's imagines and preferences! Ben is reminiscing on his (failed) relationship with Devi. Will Peter and Maya get a happy ending? He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. You really were serious when you labeled Clint an affectionate drunk, weren't you? 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Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. It's my bed. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. left kudos on this work. and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? Nn. Clint shrugs and looks over at his boyfriend? "Who is he? Sleep. Clint buries his head in the heavenly pillow again. Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. You were doing so well. He's on his third glass by now, and most of them are getting foggy. Were playing never have I ever!. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. There's not a lot of them, not in bed, but there are a few. I'm not saying you are one, just that it might be a possibility., Steve's eyes are big and wondering. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. Clint Barton/ Hawkeye Includes: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Thor, T'challa, Scott Lang, Rhodey, Clint Barton, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange a Abby Romanoff is a normal girl, well as normal as any kid would be if their parent was Black Widow. It's creepy. Write by: . It's just bad form. Tony's voice is scratchy from alcohol and sleep, and pre-caffeine muddled, but definitely awake. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. Come on, that one was obvious, Clint complained. Bruce was on a stool, placing the book he had been reading on the table next to the drinks when the others started talking, and Thor (who sat on a stool he had pulled away from the bar) decided to put his hammer on it. Pepper Pots Clint quashes that voice so hard it groans in metaphorical pain and leaves him alone. Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. I don't know, I've hung out with Nat too much.". However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. Rules, shmules. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. He's still kind of horny, but he's also tired, so he can't be bothered to get off on his own right now. Only a few drops of mead spill on the carpet, and Tony giggles like a mad scientist. Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man Everyone get their drinks ready! There's some bustling as Tony gets various snacks, unceremoniously throwing small packets of Cheetos, popcorn, M&M's and Skittles down onto the floor. When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. Please consider turning it on! "Occasionally my webs will run out and it's not like cops are best at keeping their guns on their belts," He shrugged, pulling his legs up to his chest and smiling at the memory. Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. No! Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. The other just rolls his eyes. Pepper would know what to do. Better known as MJ. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! Then Peter took a shot. Random people in classrooms And the best. Oh, he says. I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. Clint snorts. Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. #spiderman You'll get to know only if you read 'em. MJ grinned. And they were all wrong. Avengers Fanfiction Stories | Quotev After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this? Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. Peter said. Shuri Yeah, okay, no. She lets him. I don't know, Clint. We didnt have much of a choice, was all Steve said. He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. "I will get the bells. To no one's shock, Tony, Natasha and Bruce downed a shot each, and they moved onto the next one. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. They're lying in bed, embracing, making out, and it's probably one of the gayer things Clint has done but he doesn't mind. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room.