Everybody has ideas. [Imitating Banner]Im into numbers and science and stuff., Thor:Youre not even listening! This is the last day of the first day of school. Use sunscreen. "Never forget what you are. Theres no reason to be scared.Luis:Oh, no no. [he sees hes free of his ankle monitor]Luis:[at Scotts house, he startled to see a giant ant on the couch]Whoa! logo.Carol Danvers:Does, uh, announcing your identity on clothing help with the covert part of your job?Nick Fury:Said the space soldier whos wearing a rubber suit., Carol Danvers:You have three names. Cause I totally know CPR!, Thor:Hammer! 6. "Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.". Taserface! [all the Ravagers struggle desperately not to laugh]Rocket:Thats how I hear you in my head! Another!, Thor:[walking into a pet shop]I need a horse! 430 likes. "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.". "With great power comes great responsibility." - Stan Lee 2. Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?, Thor: You people are so petty, and tiny., Thor:I thought humans were more evolved than this.Nick Fury:Excuse me, did WE come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up?, Bruce Banner:I dont think we should be focusing on Loki. "To have an idea is the easiest thing in the world. What for?, Thor: My God, youre a Valkyrie You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. 15. Easily!Bruce Banner:That doesnt sound rightThor:Well, its true!, Bruce Banner:Youre just using me to get to the Hulk. Stephen Strange:We gotta turn this ship around.Tony Stark:Yeah, now he wants to run. Funny Quotes. "Noyou're stronger."-Odin Thor: Ragnarok, a fan favorite out of the Marvel franchise, became wildly popular for its witty jokes and relatable characters. Hank Pym:Relax. You deserve that!Aaron Davis:Ive got ice cream!Spider-Man:Youre a criminal! He was freaking me out!, Thor:[to a doctor who put an IV on him]How dare you attack the son of Odin!Thor:[fighting hospital interns]You are no match for the mighty [an intern jabs a syringe into his butt, he passes out instantly], Jane Foster:Years of research, gone.Darcy:They even took my iPod.Erik Selvig:What about the backups?Jane Foster:They took our backups. The Avengers (April 2012) www.hollywoodreporter.com "That man is playing Galaga! Lip piercing, right?Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, shes cute.Steve Rogers:Yeah, Im not ready for that., Natasha Romanoff:What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? No, no, no, I dont wanna kill anybody!KAREN:Deactivating Instant-Kill. Hes big now.Captain America:I guess thats the signal.Falcon:Way to go, Tic Tac!Iron Man:Give me back my Rhodey., Spider-Man:[after taking down the Falcon and webbing him up]Are those carbon fiber wings?Falcon:Is this stuff coming out of you?, Falcon:[after being trapped by Spider-Man]I dont know if youve been in a fight before, but theres usually not this much talking.Spider-Man:All right, sorry. Christine Palmer:Oh. What do I do?Shuri:Shoot them down, genius!. [the Marauders all surrender]Fandral:Perhaps next time you should start with the big one!, Dr. Strike it.TChalla:Anywhere?Shuri:Mmm-hmm. [Ant-Man becomes giant]Spider-ManHoly shit! Im listening.Dr. "I have nothing to prove to you." (Carol Danvers, Captain Marvel ) What looked to be a climactic one-on-one showdown between Carol Danvers and Yon-Rogg in Captain Marvel was resolved in quite a different way than we're used to seeing in the MCU. Hes on the young side., Captain America:You got heart, kid. These are our favorite funny lines from Iron Man 3. How are you? Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! While a team being broken apart isnt all that amusing, these are the lines from Captain America: Civil War that are funny! 10. I took it too far. Im a Captain! Follow your heart/dreams. The best part of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 might be baby Groot, but the clever quips certainly come in second. Banner? As Steve desperately tried to save his childhood friend, and SHIELD, there wasnt as much levity going around as usual. Loki, hes alive! 59 College Graduation Gift Ideas for the Class of 2022 1. I need sustenance!, [smashes cup onto the floor]Thor: This drink, I like it. I respect you too much.Dr. Thor:Is that why everythings on fire?, [a megalith appears to fight Thor]Sif:All yoursThor:[walks up to the monster]Hello[Monster roars]Thor:I accept your surrender. The prince of Asgards fall to Earth was immensely entertaining for those of us watching, as he tried to adjust to normal like. Help him! [TChalla knocks the suit across the room]Shuri:Not that hard, genius!TChalla:You told me to strike it. Yeah. 2. 4 quotes that will help you remember life's most important mission: working on becoming the BEST version of yourself YOU can be. [after accepting delivery] Thank you for that! I prefer you., Loki:Hello, Bruce.Bruce Banner:Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. From jokes about Mjolnir to android-humor, there was plenty to chuckle about in a film with some sad parts. We dont talk a lot these days., Captain America:All right, Sam. But everything's always beginning, too. Im the boss! As well as those, here are all the funniest lines from Black Panther. Do you want to go to space, puppy? You have your glorious self". Including occasionally taking out the trash. Fell right asleep., Yellowjacket:Im gonna disintegrate you!Siri:Playing Disintegration by the Cure, Gale:[seeing a blown up ant]That is one messed up looking dog.. Hes always like, grr smash, smash, smash. "Love can be defined with one word. These are the funniest lines from Ant-Man. Its so much worse., Peter Quill:You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.Rocket:Oh, it wont be my turd. You cant retract it., TChalla:Two people in a room can get more done than a hundred.King TChaka:Unless you need to move a piano., Scott Lang:Ca Captain America [shakes Steves hand vigorously]Steve Rogers:Mr. Lang.Scott Lang:Its an honor. [Peter jumps out of his position and tries to swing, only to plummet face-first into the ground]Peter Parker:What the hell just happened?KAREN:You jumped off a sign and landed on your face., Peter Parker:Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriends dad.. Quotes About Strength to Inspire You. These are the best funny Guardians of the Galaxy quotes. I think its great, an elite force of women warriors. Happy International Women's Day to the best woman in the world! Jerry Maguire. Thor:Yes, of course. Funny Graduation Quotes 1.) Youre one sandwich away from fat.Peter Quill:Yeah, right.Drax:Its true. is so slow. [Hands Cassie a gift]Cassie Lang:Can I open it now?Paxton:Of course sweetheart, its your birthday. Whether you write a touching commencement speech or crack jokes with your friends, these graduation jokes will make your graduation ceremony fun. Wakanda forever! Celebrate your inner nerd with these quotes. Ill handle the music. I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up. Drax: An hour. Stephen Strange:Books on Astral Projection.Wong:Youre not ready for that.Dr. "If there is a will, there's a way. Doctor Strange Quotes Class of 2021 graduates have been through a lot over the past year! Back-to-back Iron Man fun! - John F. Kennedy. Thor destroys the monster with one hit with Mjolnir]Thor:Anyone else? Its hers. Stephen Strange:I-I-I was just doing exactly what it said in the book!Wong:And what did the book say about the dangers of performing that ritual?Dr. And you dont have a phone.Thor:No, I dont have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. But theyre actually an American invention. Erma Bombeck Thought we wouldnt notice. Thor:Noobmaster. 9. Are you sure you wouldnt rather punch your way out?Thor:If you keep talking, I might., [Thor and Loki commandeer a Harrow]Loki:Look, why dont you let me take over? [to Koraths henchmen who keep prodding him]Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me., Rocket Raccoon:[scans a Xandarian citizen]Can you believe they call us criminals when hes assaulting us with that haircut?. Bu-But thats a good thing.Mantis:Oh?Drax:When youre ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are Beautiful people never know who to trust.Mantis:Well, then Im certainly grateful to be ugly., [about Mantis] Drax:This gross bug lady is my new friend., Mantis:[shaking Drax awake]Drax! Arent you cute? [Peter nods]Tony Stark:And definitely dont do anything I wouldnt do. [beats up Ant-Man], Spider-Man:[to Bucky]You have a metal arm? Pass along one of these inspirational (or funny, if that's more your speed) graduation quotes to the class of 2021 from the likes of Maya Angelou, Oprah, former First Lady Michelle Obama, and so many wise luminaries . "So, what's it like in the real. There were lots of funny moments when so many Marvel characters finally met up though, and these are the funniest lines from Avengers: Infinity War for your reading pleasure. No, not exactly. Peter wraps his arms around him]Thats not a hug, Im just grabbing the door for you., Peter Parker:Wow, theyre in the middle of a heist! [Colonel Phillips puts down a tray of food at a table]Dr. Arnim Zola:What is this?Col. Stephen Strange:No, I didnt. [At-Lass clamps a muzzle on Goose]Nick Fury:Its a cat, not Hannibal Lecter. Iron Man 3 - we've all had coworkers like that. I have never been jealous. 9: "As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass" (Endgame) - Ant Man Yes Tony, you don't have to look (but yeah, we get you). No!Rocket:He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.Yondu:[angrily]Thats not what I said!Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:Hes relieved you dont want him to.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:He hates hats.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:On anyone, not just himself.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:[to Yondu]One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute its just because you realize part of that head is the hat. Tony Stark: [said to a robot] If you douse me again, and Im not on fire, Im donating you to a city college., Christine Everheart:Youve been called the Da Vinci of our time. [Cap gives her a blank look]Maria Hill:Hes fast, shes weird., James Rhodes:But, you know, the suit can take the weight, right? No, no! Not Joseph. Tom Swanson. Its brilliant Thor! You know whats boring? "One man can accomplish anything once he realizes he can be something bigger". Maybe itll come back to me.. 5. Right?Pepper Potts:Right. I need your help., Tony Stark:[to Happy Hogan, who is pointing his tablet video-call camera too high, catching only the top half of his face]Is this the forehead of security?, [Harley approaches suit]Harley Keener:Thats is that Iron Man?Tony Stark:Technically, I am Iron Man.Harley Keener:Technically, youre dead. "I've got this uncontrollable need to please people.". Its just, its on fire., Korg:Hey, man. Luckily for us, he continued to be hilarious. Please! Um Im Spider-Man, then., Peter Parker:Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest, or something and I eat one of you, Im sorry.Tony Stark:I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. Top 10 floors all R&D, youd love it its candyland.Bruce Banner:Thanks, but the last time I was in New York I kind of broke Harlem., [after attacking Loki with full weapons activated]Tony Stark:Make a move, Reindeer Games, World Security Council:Director Fury, the council has made a decision.Nick Fury:I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that its a stupid-ass decision, Ive elected to ignore it., [Banner arrives in New York on a motorcycle just as the Chitauri have begun their attack]Bruce Banner:So this all seems horrible.Black Widow:Ive seen worse.Bruce Banner:Sorry.Black Widow:No, we could use a little worse., Loki:Enough! What is he, your ward?Peter Parker:No. They were extremely thorough.Darcy:I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there., Darcy:[On seeing Thor, whos been hit by their car, lying on the ground]Whoa, does he need CPR? Are you spying on me?Hope van Dyne:We keep tabs on all security threats, all right? Loki:I like her., Loki:This is so unlike you, brother. 101 VOTES Invisible Peter Quill: Dude, how long have you been there? Chester Phillips:Steak.Dr. Whats up, Mr Stark?Tony Stark:Kid, whered you come from?Peter Parker:Field trip to MoMa! Scotty?Hope van Dyne:Hes programmed to replicate your daily routine. I do have a ride, though.Rocket:Move it or lose it, hairbag.. You can only be young once. Louisa May Alcott. Youre Bruce Banner! No! Stephen Strange:Certainly not, I speak for myself. I figured we could go good cop/bad cop. [gets thrown by Cull Obsidian]Peter Parker:Uh, what is this guys problem, Mr. Stark?Tony Stark:Uh, hes from space, he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard., Dr. "Sometimes you find out what you are supposed to be doing by doing the things you are not supposed to do."-. Probably us.Wanda Maximoff:You guys know I can move things with my mind, right?, Black Widow:Thank you.Sam Wilson:[holds up Redwing]Dont thank me.Black Widow:Im not thanking that.Sam Wilson:Aw, come on. Christine Palmer:What? Stephen Strange:Protecting your reality, douchebag., Tony Stark:If Thanos needs all six, why dont we just stick this one down a garbage disposal?Dr. Here are the funniest quotes from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. Inspirational quotes and heartfelt graduation sayings perfect for honoring your 2023 grad, whether it's middle school, high school, college, or a doctorate. ', [Thor flies the Harrow, but is off to a rocky start and destroys a lot of columns in the building]Loki:I think you missed a column., [Thor destroys a statue of Bor]Loki:Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather!, Loki:You know this is wonderful! Hank Pym:You want a juice box and some string cheese?Scott Lang:Do you really have that?, Dr. You kiss your mother with that mouth?, Tony Stark: [as Thor leaves a Bifrost mark]That man has no respect for lawn maintenance.. Doctor?Dr. In a lab. [the Hulk roars and throws a car at Stark]Tony Stark:Right, dont mention puny Banner, Tony Stark: Actually hes the boss. Something big.Ant-Man:I got something kinda big. "Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught." - Oscar Wilde 2. In Iron Man 2, Tony Stark seems to be convinced that he can save the world on his own, and he has no interest in joining Nick Fury at S.H.I.E.L.D. Also, as an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. Where are you from?Spider-Man:[straining]Queens!Captain America:[chuckles in mild disbelief]Brooklyn!, Ant-Man:Look, I really dont want to hurt you.Black Widow:I wouldnt stress about it. You didnt say how hard.Shuri:I invite you to my lab, and you just kick things around?, Everett K. Ross:What Im doing or not doing on behalf of the U.S. government is none of your concern. You love it.Loki:I hate it.Thor:Its great. Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did." Tony Stark 7. Be on time. [Peter walks into the room]Whats up, dickwad? Her thing is neuroelectric interfacing, telekinesis, mental manipulation. Rocket Raccoon:Rabbit?, Thor:Only Eitri the Dwarf can make me the weapon I need. All we can do is our best, and sometimes the best that we can do is to start over." Peggy Carter, Captain America: The Winter Soldier These hope quotes will instantly lift you up. "A person's a person, no matter how small.". Dr. Seuss Life, Smile, Graduation 1886 Copy quote If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. It works every time.Loki:Its humiliating.Thor:Do you have a better plan?Loki:No.Thor:Were doing it.Loki:We are not doing Get Help. "Think left and think right and think low and think high. Just look at you. Free Daily Quotes. [Scott punches her hand]Hope Van Dyne:Terrible.Scott Lang:You wanna show me how to punch? Everything's always ending. He had chosen to remain in exile. I[Thor is knocked off the mountain by Iron Man who tackles him in mid-flight]Loki:Im listening., Steve Rogers/Captain America:Big man in a suit of armour, take that away, what are you?Tony Stark/Iron Man:Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist., Tony Stark: [about Thor] Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? "We do not need magic to change the world. Steve Rogers: The hell I can't! Stephen Strange:Try me, Beyonc. Its not. Newton D. Baker Life is my college. Stephen Strange:1975, Beautiful Loser, side A. Yeah. While his journey to meet the Ancient One and master magic wasnt hilarious in itself, there were still moments to make us chuckle. [outraged]Jane Foster:Who do you think you are?Odin:I am Odin. Orphaned on my homeworld. Ha! And when I spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly. 1. Wow, this is awesome!, Hawkeye:I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit., Tony Stark:So, youre the Spiderling. Peter Quill: You're eating a Zarg-nut. Harry Banks 3.) 8: "We're using our made up names" (Infinity War) - Spider-Man This film featured a lot of soul-searching and fighting, but the moments of brevity between TChalla and Shuri were probably the funniest parts. "Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. Tony Stark:Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.Rocket:Maybe I am., Steve Rogers:You know, I saw a pod of whales when I was coming in, over the bridge.Natasha Romanoff:In the Hudson?Steve Rogers:Fewer ships, cleaner waterNatasha Romanoff:You know, if youre about to tell me to look on the bright side Im about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.Steve Rogers:Sorry, force of habit., Tony Stark:[to his daughter]Go to bed, or Ill sell all your toys., Korg:[playing Fortnite]Thor, hes back. You couldnt make a suit with a flannel lining?, Scott Lang:We need a fake security guard on the inside, somebody else to hack into the power supply, and a getaway guy.Hank Pym:No, no, no, not those three wombats!, Scott Lang:I was in prison for three years, I know how to punch.Hope Van Dyne:Show me. "You are graduating from college. Haha, dab! Theres no need to get personal., Gamora:We need to find Peter now and get off this damn planet.Mantis:Ego will have won him to his side by now. Just pick a color. Spider-Man. Ive been reading that a lot trying to catch up., Jasper Sitwell:Is this little display meant to insinuate that youre gonna throw me off the roof? So you joined a cult.Dr. These are the funniest lines from Spiderman: Far From Home. The Incredible Hulk was a darker film than some of the others in the MCU, but that didnt mean it lacked humor. Except, it sucks. Stephen Strange:No, I want to protect the stone.Tony Stark:And I want you to thank me. The 50+ Best WandaVision Quotes & Lines: Funny, Eerie & Iconic. "You are graduating from. Always hold it high. I AM THE MANDARIN! Check out the funniest lines from Thor: The Dark World. - Helen Keller. [to Groot]Thats why you dont like hats?, [Peter Quill comes into Groots room, sees that his room is a mess with vines and Teen Groot playing mind-numbing game]Peter Quill:Ohh! 16. With the release of Ant-Man we got to enjoy Paul Rudd joining the MCU. That sounds like a cult.Dr. It separates who you are from who you can be. You can smell crazy on him.Thor:Have a care how you speak! "Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life.". So clandestine. But we did., Agent Phil Coulson:Mr Stark.Pepper Potts:Phil! that it's imperceptible. [blows a hole in the ship, Ebony Maw is sucked out into space as in the climax of Aliens], [the Guardians bring Thor aboard]Peter Quill:How the hell is this dude still alive?Drax:He is not a dude. Perhaps the darkest and saddest of the Avengers films (so far), there were still witty lines in Captain America: Civil War, especially when Spiderman joined the gang. I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! Theodore Roosevelt. Hes the toughest there is.Thor:Well, hes never fought me.Rocket Raccoon:Yeah, he has.Thor:Hes never fought me twice., Rocket Raccoon:Nidavellir is real? 14. 12. Just Wong? Okay, Im gonna get a Bowflex. You." Anthony T. Hincks. Me.Dr. Which is why theyre hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth., [Tony seals Pepper in the Mark 42 armor, then she saves him from falling debris]Pepper Potts:I got you!Tony Stark:I got you first!, [Tony tries to embrace Pepper]Pepper Potts:Dont!Tony Stark:Its okayPepper Potts:Im hot, Ill hurt you!Tony Stark:[touches Pepper]No, you wont. Im being threatened!, Steve Rogers:Is everything a joke to you?Tony Stark:Funny things are., Steve Rogers:Are you nuts?Tony Stark:Jurys out., Steve Rogers:Lets start with that stick of his. Can you believe it? This is the fun-vee. But, yes!Peter Quill:What! David Barry 2.) Scott Lang:You have to take me home. You know, like the Marvelettes? After tiny end-credit glimpses for YEARS, in Infinity War the big bad Thanos finally makes a showing for real, with devastating consequences. Were family. And so are you. You are not friends.Drax:Youre right. Dont touch anything., Bruce Banner:I dont know how to fly this thing!Thor:Youre a doctor, you have PhDs. Stephen Strange:Well, after Western medicine failed me, I headed east, and I ended up in Kathmandu.Dr. Like the Bob Seger Song?Dr. Please kind sir, do not cut my hair! [Ross shuts up]MBaku:Im kidding. Check these out: Were listing the films in chronological order of the events within the universe (rather than when they were released in real life), so of course, we need to start with Captain America! - Henry David Thoreau. Dr. As far as your nanny cops know, youre still at home. Thats low. The events of the second Ant-Man film coincided with what was happening in Infinity War, on a parallel storyline. Robbery involves threat. Dont you say it!Steve Rogers:[running by Sam]On your left.Sam Wilson:Come on man!, Natasha Romanoff:Hey, fellas. [pause] Please! 45 Awesome Marvel Quotes 1. Sofia Monter 15 February Marquette University pixabay.com 1. 1. Im a cat burglar.Dave:You mean youre a pussy.Scott Lang:Yeah., Scott Lang:Hey, look what I have for you. And if I tear myself in half, dont come back for me.Bucky Barnes:Hes gonna tear himself in half?Captain America:You sure about this, Scott?Ant-Man:I do it all the time. John Wooden Graduation Quote #3: Always wear your thinking cap with your party shoes. 8. [Harley hands Stark a newspaper with the headline of the destruction of Starks mansion]Tony Stark:Valid point., Tony Stark:You walked right into this one: Ive dated hotter chicks than you.Brandt:[scoffs]Is that all youve got?